Dan smiles like a 10 year old at the menu at the cross-country ski lodge. Yes, there is a recommended fart of the day here is Quebec. Green for the morning and blue for the afternoon. How civilized! They even have a room just for farting; the beautiful Salle de Fartage.
Now would someone please tell me what wax I should put on my cross-country skis? Stop laughing and no I don't need to fart; I just want to wax my skis!
Fr. Peter Keller
St. Michael's & Sacred Heart Faith Community
